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Gate Demotivational Poster

Gated Community -

TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?

EPIC - When you're Gangsta and a nerd at the same time

NARCISSISM - Up Styx creek, without a paddle!

TAGS: gates of hell
Rating: 4.65/5

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APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.

TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Big ***k.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm
Ya I Remember !

CLIMATEGATE - The Hoax is revealed. Who are the Deniers now?

TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 2.5/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 9:54 pm
There is a DVD you should be able to find (and some clips on YouTube) called and Inconvenient Truth or a Convenient Fiction. Done based on climitologists' work vs politicians' scare tactics. Check it out.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
hmm, how would we know that? Fahrenheit didn't invent the mercury thermometer till 1724. So how would we have a base temp 300 years ago to measure against? Might want to recapitulate your statement
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:29 pm
A concerted effort to conceal info that contradicts their BS "settled science" that climate change is man-caused. Let me enlighten you, the Earth was h**ter 300 yrs ago than today. Hmm, no SUVs no coal plants. Think the Sun has more to do with the temps?
Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
60 Megabytes of e-mails and we find that some scientists don't work cooperatively.

GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...

teal'c -

THAT - Should put a stop to tailgaters

TAGS: tailgaters
Rating: 3.11/5

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FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)


TAGS: gate western fence
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sean - September 6, 2009, 2:02 pm
Well them thar rustlers evidently been watchin' the CSI: hard to prove a crime if'n ya cain't find the crime scene.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 8:10 am
Cattle rustling is - I kid you not - still an offense punishable with hanging in this state.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 2:31 am
Thems some mighty thorough cattle rustlers you got here 'round these parts. Mighty thorough.

The Final Word -



TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm
i love this pic its a special ph**ographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5


TAGS: baal stargate
Rating: 4.1/5

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MPsniper - March 8, 2013, 7:51 am
Jack: It's time for Plan B. Sam: We have a Plan B? Jack: No, but it's time for one.



TAGS: tailgate parties raiders dancing
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm


MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition

TAGS: see through windows bill gates microsoft
Rating: 1.93/5

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pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves ***k.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good ph**o editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.

TAILGATING - Sometimes the best part of Gameday isn't the game.

TAGS: tailgate
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 9:59 pm
How so? I see no food or cuties. Vegas, Chicago, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas, Phoenix, New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Denver must be different. must be different.

COLGATE - For Healthy Teeth and Gums I don't believe in it! Do You?

Diarrhea -

TAGS: broken gate
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 17, 2014, 4:03 pm
As in, Russian to the bathroom cause I've got the Trotskyites.
arsanlupin - February 17, 2014, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!! Do that in the place in the ph**o - Russia - and you'll never see a bathroom again! 5 Asian toilets!

Chris Christie Didn't Know -

TAGS: chrischristie bridgegate
Rating: 5/5

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billjv - March 20, 2014, 1:12 pm
It defies ALL logic to think he didn't know what was happening. People beneath him wouldn't DARE do something that huge without his acquiescence. No effing way. He's got to be one of the most frighteningly intimidating people around. They wouldn't dare.
arsanlupin - March 20, 2014, 1:08 pm
The concept of a governor knowing what all 141,000 staffers do at any time is absurd, and staffers “show initiative” all the time. Blaming The Big Guy for actions of them all is nothing but a cheap excuse to trash-talk him. But that’s just me …
billjv - March 19, 2014, 7:22 am
Either he didn't know and he has a rogue staff he can't control, or he did know. Both scenarios are equally disturbing and unacceptable.
CloudchaserS - March 19, 2014, 7:12 am
I'm open to the possibility that he did know, but until tangible evidence of that comes to light, I'll remain unconvinced. "He had to have known" only convinces people who already didn't like him, people who wanted there to be something wrong with him.


TAGS: gate perseverance
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - December 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
And you better not be with the Girl Scouts.


TAGS: ta da christine applegate einstien
Rating: 4.27/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:07 pm
Very good looking poster RL.

BE NICE TO NERDS - As Bill Gates put it, chances are you'll end up working for one

TAGS: nerds gates
Rating: 4.21/5

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Venator - September 4, 2012, 5:54 am
Many thanks, my apologies to Charles Sykes!
Bucketheadsdad - September 3, 2012, 10:43 pm
It was actually Charles Sykes, not Bill Gates. http://www.usafa82.org/spec_int/wit_wisdom/rules.htm These rules are the first thing I hand out to my students (junior/government) to start the year. I used to credit Gates til I figured out I was wrong.


TAGS: merry christmas frigates
Rating: 4.14/5

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Airman - December 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
ahhh, I see it. The missing R.. R's aren't allowed on Monday morning
Airman - December 20, 2010, 2:49 pm
tell me what Ice?
ICEMAN - December 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
Hey GS, do you want to tell him, or shall I?

THE SAD THING IS - That somebody, somewhere, is going to believe this.

TAGS: ps4 gates jobs nintendo zoomer
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 6:11 pm
What's sadder yet is that the person in question wants to believe it.

CLIMATEGATE - Regarding your Freedom of Information Act request for raw temperature data ....

TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
The denialists are forever grasping at anything that looks like a straw.
ThePhysicist - December 17, 2009, 3:23 pm
Like anyone but scientists would be able to read and understand it anyway.
Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:01 pm
Nobody is between you and the thermometer stand.

LOST IN SPACE - There's a reason NASA doesn't use female navigators on their shuttle missions !!

TAGS: nasa shuttle sun lost space feamle navigate mission
Rating: 2.75/5

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Densaku - March 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
Fatty. Your joke's actually funnier than his....
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Evasive action!!!! We're gonna hit that giant nerf ball!!!!!!


SECRET SERVICE - That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over!!


KILL BILL - Tarantino's true inspiration for the name

TAGS: bill gates kill
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2009, 12:52 pm
lol yes, HtD. comment of the day.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 8:31 pm
Woa, pump your brakes kid. This man is a national treasure.

BRO-MANCE - You're doin' it wrong.


TAGS: reality imagination gatekeeper
Rating: 1.78/5

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LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:21 pm
The Gatekeeper of Reality has a crappy combover...how's that for reality?

demoted -

TAGS: demoted investigated fired oops
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:38 am
Reminds me of the sight late-night at a Walmart last Halloween... Young beauty in leather mini-dress & "hunky" young dude in cop uniform together, as either cop & ho' or stripper & bachelorette were my best guesses.
rerun - January 11, 2016, 7:42 pm

I'm not a police officer....and I have never been arrested.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:06 pm
The truth will come out Rerun so best hear it from you 1st. Were you the wearer or wearee? Wait, that's pretty much the same thing, right? 5L'd it either way.
mizzdizz - January 10, 2016, 3:21 pm
REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!! CHOICE!!!!!!!! laughing even harder than I did yesterday!!!! Thanks, Rerun! I needed a good laugh! I had someone use the novelty cuffs to restrain an armed burglar! LOL!
rerun - January 9, 2016, 7:31 pm

All I am going to say is that there is some truth to this poster.
mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 12:27 pm
O-M-F-G!!!! I'm sure that has happened at some point! I'd never let the officer live it down, EVER! Laughing so hard it huuurrrrrrts!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!

Apple -

TAGS: apple gates tablets technology electronics
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2016, 6:52 am
Thanks, Push---I couldn't resist!
Pushkin - June 1, 2016, 12:01 am
Good one, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:48 am
Limited edition. There was only two. chuckle, chuckle. ^!

"Pet Owners" -


Budget Slashed -

TAGS: planning ahead to mitigate damage
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:43 pm
OMFG!!!!ROTFL!!Oldsod! Turnip the beet!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 8:32 pm
Now I have a song stuck in my head..."Turrrrrnip, the radiOo...

child protestors -

TAGS: segregated lunch counter
Rating: 4.33/5

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maoworks2 - January 30, 2015, 5:45 pm
I Remember To GaryO .
GaryO - January 29, 2015, 8:33 am
I remember those days. Love the sign. wait....izzat little Ronnie Howard?

Tom Brady -